I told my wife I want two things at my funeral. Before I die I will record greetings to be played by a player inside the casket during the viewing. Things like, "Hi, how are you?" "Glad you came to my funeral," "Please make a donation to my wife. She will need it because I didn't leave much." "Didn't the funeral home people fix me up real nice." "Don't I look like I'm just sleeping?" Second, just before they close the casket I want them to play "Pop Goes the Weasel." I'm pretty sure those things will cause a lot of people to say a lot. All in good fun, of course. ;-)