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| "I don’t think Jesus would stir the pot..."
Right. Because nothing says turn the other cheek like turning a thread about eco payouts into a holy inquisition, complete with molestation accusations, drag queens, and tax-deductible righteousness. Meanwhile, we're in the middle of a dumpster fire thread that went from crop insurance payouts to priests, castration, drag queens, and the Pope in under 20 posts.
Jesus wouldn’t stir the pot? Brother, He’d roll through NAT with a bullwhip like He did in the temple, flipping over laptops and chucking crop insurance paperwork at your heads.
Farmers used to worry about rain, rust, and rootworm. Now they’re out here posting as theologians in seed corn caps, spouting off about eternal salvation between rants about APH yields and tile drainage.
You wanna glorify God? Maybe start by not turning every crop discussion into a sermon soaked in self-righteousness and pesticide drift. | |
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