Northeast, Nebraska | Indianajones - 6/30/2025 15:52
I have come up with a idea for when I retire to fill the days. I am going to start an Onlyfans channel.
Now hear me out, this is going to be a little different. I am going to take suggestions from my viewers for bad machinery designs then I am going to hunt down the engineer who designed it and punch them in the mouth on video. I also will probably have to use some of the money for bail but I think people would pay to see it.
Give me some ideas so I can start hunting.
INDY
First one will be the guy who engineered everything to do with a Pontiac Fiero.
I don't have what you are asking for but in 2005 we bought a brand new 9660 john deere combine and did the gold key tour to watch it come off of the assembly line. We were able to take some neighbors with us because the dealership thought it would increase their sales. Well it worked because they both bought new combines shortly after.
Anyways, during the tour l, one of the neighbors raised his hand to ask the tour guy a question and he asked the tour guide where the big ass black dude was that always tightens the bolt to tight that you can never get it loose. After an eternity of laughter from everyone, the guide said, we'll there are a couple of them around here, I'll keep an eye out for you if I see one. He then said, none of the engineers are here today so if you have something to tell them, I will get you a pen and paper and you can write it down and I will make sure they get it. It was the best tour I had ever been on. It was all in good fun. |
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