East central Iowa | First for those who know that their team lost because of the officiating: God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and He11.
"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."
"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, we have all the referees."
A curious kid was asking his dad how things work:
Dad, how do planes fly?
I'm not sure son.
Dad, how do cars go?
I'm not sure son.
Dad, how do ships sail?
I'm not sure son.
Dad, does it bother you that I'm asking you all this?
Of course not son. How will you learn if you don't ask. |
couple of jokes
