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coast of Maine | I went with my beater truck to a DG in the swamps.It has the look of a really red neck swamp truck and no front plate.My dogs hanging their snoots out.A real sweety rolls in with a smashed windshield ,missing headlight assembly,dents all over her 99 ish dodge pick up.chiijuaja dog hanging out,, .she was a bit chubby with tats on her upper breast,tramp stamps were obvious,maybe she chewed tobacco ,smoked,she hit on me hard,1/2 my age I assumed,talked ,about dogs/trucks.I just smiled and allowed her entry first..For you that are driving fancy pickups..forget about that ,,run your beater and they will just about hop in...OMG ,,she sort of followed me around teh DG,,I was scared,,ehhehhe..I have plateaued in life...got carded the next day at a beer joint,,WTF,, | |
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Sign you’ve plateaued in life
