G5 Ag - 10/1/2023 16:18 Sunday Rant Who else absolutely despises mowing the yard? I’m pretty positive I’d rather let a NFL kicker square up and kick me right in the giblets if that meant I didn’t have to mow anymore. At the same time…I’ve got OCD like a Strike 1 and want nice straight lines, clean edges and no taller than 1.5”. Everything has it’s place, equipment is parked in a neat, particular fashion and I notice when the dumpster is outta square in its spot from the trash truck and have to make it right. And before anyone says it, no a zero turn won’t make it more enjoyable. The current chariot of misery is a Deere 2520 w/72” deck. It’s perfect for those beverages some might say. Nope…still would rather chance tea bagging a badger. Guess I’ll keep forcing myself through misery in hopes one day I’ll hire my own yard’ican to keep it mowed for me. Rant over