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thefoolishfarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 07:55 (#2863164)
Subject: Mens underware???

South cental Ohio

Ok, go ahead and chuckle... but then give me an answer after you realize what I'm saying is true. Ever since I was a kid I wore Hanes briefs. They used to come in waist sizes. I wore a 32 pants but took a 36 in the underware size( why, I don't know). Last time I bought some underware, I had to get "medium". They don't have exact waist sizes anymore ( one size fits all, yeah, right). I've always had my mom( and since she's passed, a nieghbor lady) sew up that silly opening in the front. I mean really.... does any man use that opening to p** or do they just pull the entire front of the underware down like me ??? My "junk" was always finding it's way out that opening- so- sew it up! My question is----- what kind of underware do you guys wear? I don't need the opening in front...I don't like boxers( too loose)....I like my "boys" to have a home... and I don't care if they are even woman underware as long as they work. Underware is kinda expesnsive to buy and then have it not fit or work. I don't think they take it back after you try it on either lol. My waist varies from 32 to 34. Help me out here, just threw 2 more pair away this morning when I was folding laundry !!!!!! LOL.

KevinM

Posted 1/31/2013 08:14 (#2863223 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

SE IL

thefoolishfarmer - 1/31/2013 06:55 Ok, go ahead and chuckle... but then give me an answer after you realize what I'm saying is true. Ever since I was a kid I wore Hanes briefs. They used to come in waist sizes. I wore a 32 pants but took a 36 in the underware size( why, I don't know). Last time I bought some underware, I had to get "medium". They don't have exact waist sizes anymore ( one size fits all, yeah, right). I've always had my mom( and since she's passed, a nieghbor lady) sew up that silly opening in the front. I mean really.... does any man use that opening to p** or do they just pull the entire front of the underware down like me ??? My "junk" was always finding it's way out that opening- so- sew it up! My question is----- what kind of underware do you guys wear? I don't need the opening in front...I don't like boxers( too loose)....I like my "boys" to have a home... and I don't care if they are even woman underware as long as they work. Underware is kinda expesnsive to buy and then have it not fit or work. I don't think they take it back after you try it on either lol. My waist varies from 32 to 34. Help me out here, just threw 2 more pair away this morning when I was folding laundry !!!!!! LOL.

Well I guess you could turn them around. LOL

wildcat1000

Posted 1/31/2013 08:23 (#2863243 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

C IL

Don't use Hanes - get the fruity brand. they are ready to use right out of the box.

2DOGS

Posted 1/31/2013 08:24 (#2863246 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

central ne

well it might help to first spell correctly, its underwear not underware. secondly i grew up wearing tighty whitey so i understand where you are coming from. in the last 8 years i have switched to boxers made by under armour. i would check on there website to see if that might be something suitable to your particular needs, however, i have found that the longevity of them last and far exceed nay other brand out there. they come in all different styles, colors, specific size and needs. i hate when they bunch because im an active person who doesnt spend a lot of time in one place. under armour offers a more tight fit style boxer brief that allows for movement and flexiblity without the compromise of bunching. if youre a 34 to 34 i would recommend a medium because they encompass sizes 30 to 36. the material they use is more of a spandex style which may not be to your liking, however they breath more than generic cotton blend. they cost about 25 dollars a pair but well worth the investment. this maybe a little personal but ive had the same pair since 2006 and they still look brand new and the elastic is still holding strong. good luck

Dairymom

Posted 1/31/2013 10:21 (#2863473 - in reply to #2863246)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Since we are going for correct spelling it's "Their" not there ;)

thefoolishfarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 11:28 (#2863593 - in reply to #2863473)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

South cental Ohio

Thank you for this post. I noticed there are several spelling mistakes and typo's and no capitalization when neeeded. How do they say it??? The pot calling the kettle black LOL.

John SD

Posted 1/31/2013 22:15 (#2865304 - in reply to #2863593)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Gotta watch those "typo's"! "Their" quite possessive! ;-)

Ron/PA

Posted 1/31/2013 16:44 (#2864240 - in reply to #2863473)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Dairymom - 1/31/2013 10:21

Since we are going for correct spelling it's "Their" not there ;)

Show him where the shift key is while you're at it.

thefoolishfarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 11:37 (#2863605 - in reply to #2863246)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

South cental Ohio

Now this is a joke so please don't start a war here but...... since I keep my "tool" in my "underware" (or underwear as you spell it), should I spell it "hardware store" or "hardwear store"?????????? Just saying LOL LOL LOL.

John SD

Posted 1/31/2013 22:17 (#2865310 - in reply to #2863605)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Pehaps the answer to that depend on if your tool gets "hard wear" or if it "hardly wears"?

thefoolishfarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 11:51 (#2863639 - in reply to #2863246)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

South cental Ohio

One more little tidbit of a joke.....capitalization can sometimes be more important than spelling. For example: Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse ??? Or did you help your uncle jack off a horse??? LOL Sorry ladies and whoever else this offends but I had to make a point !

Plierswearer

Posted 1/31/2013 13:06 (#2863809 - in reply to #2863639)
Subject: Oh Boy,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Midwest

thefoolishfarmer - 1/31/2013 10:51

One more little tidbit of a joke.....capitalization can sometimes be more important than spelling. For example: Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse ??? Or did you help your uncle jack off a horse??? LOL Sorry ladies and whoever else this offends but I had to make a point !

Funny, how long will this last?

martin

Posted 1/31/2013 16:26 (#2864198 - in reply to #2863639)
Subject: Good one!

I love it! LOL!!!

usafarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 12:39 (#2863752 - in reply to #2863246)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Newfane NY

You must be a no-till farmer? Or is it no till? I am still laughing alot......or is it a lot?

martin

Posted 1/31/2013 16:28 (#2864202 - in reply to #2863752)
Subject: Re: laughing...

or is it "a laughing lot" ???

Sorry, I just had to say it. LOL!

Mrs B

Posted 1/31/2013 08:28 (#2863257 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Surprised this wasn't in Machinery Talk....(nt)

Highland Center, in Southeast Iowa

dairymanswife

Posted 1/31/2013 08:50 (#2863292 - in reply to #2863257)
Subject: RE: Good one Cyndy (n/t)

Thud

Posted 1/31/2013 09:16 (#2863342 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Near-north Ontario, French River

First world problems.,., gotta love'm LOL.. I prefer box-briefs Denver Hayes brand. I think DH is Made in Canada so they might not be available in the US but they seem to last very well, and are comfortable. I for one use the 'flap' in the front, depending on where I and what I'm doing.... if out in the field its a different story lol

Dingeryote

Posted 1/31/2013 09:18 (#2863349 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Michigan.

See if you can't find Military surplus new. Most times they run 5 bucks for a dozen. The flap is horizontal rather than vertical so it's not like it's even there.
Sizes run true due to acceptance standards not changing, and bieng based upon dept. of weights and measures dimensions and not the whim of some Mommasan in mud hut somewhere in Thailand.

Sportsmans guide is usually a safe bet.

Plierswearer

Posted 1/31/2013 09:23 (#2863358 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Don't you know,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Midwest

Don't throw away your used undies! You can sell them on the net. Seriously! Google, used underwear. (i use my old ones for shop rags)

Boxer briefs for me, have to be colored.

I agree, don't think I have ever used the barn door opening in the front. Its like trying to thread a needle, with your eyes closed.

Funny post!

AgJudge

Posted 1/31/2013 10:20 (#2863470 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

the place your food comes from- IOWA

LOL

REAL men wear Briefs,

Thats all im gonna say here...........

AJ

4JFarms

Posted 1/31/2013 11:04 (#2863544 - in reply to #2863470)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Go commando, although the general is a little cold today.

scoop10

Posted 1/31/2013 17:11 (#2864300 - in reply to #2863544)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Eastern Ia

Or, in this case, is it the little general is cold today?

John SD

Posted 1/31/2013 22:19 (#2865313 - in reply to #2863470)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

AgJudge - 1/31/2013 08:20

LOL

REAL men wear Briefs,

Thats all im gonna say here...........

AJ

That was brief!

Edited by John SD 1/31/2013 22:20

JohnW

Posted 1/31/2013 11:41 (#2863610 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

NW Washington

May be you should try some "Buck Naked" underwear from Duluth Trading Company. http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/duluth-ingenuity/mens-buck-...

I bid my "whitey tighties" good bye many years ago in favor of boxers, but as I remember I always favored briefs from JC Penney's.

jefffromin

Posted 1/31/2013 11:44 (#2863617 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Northern Indiana

thefoolishfarmer - 1/31/2013 07:55

Ok, go ahead and chuckle... but then give me an answer after you realize what I'm saying is true. Ever since I was a kid I wore Hanes briefs. They used to come in waist sizes. I wore a 32 pants but took a 36 in the underware size( why, I don't know). Last time I bought some underware, I had to get "medium". They don't have exact waist sizes anymore ( one size fits all, yeah, right). I've always had my mom( and since she's passed, a nieghbor lady) sew up that silly opening in the front. I mean really.... does any man use that opening to p** or do they just pull the entire front of the underware down like me ??? My "junk" was always finding it's way out that opening- so- sew it up! My question is----- what kind of underware do you guys wear? I don't need the opening in front...I don't like boxers( too loose)....I like my "boys" to have a home... and I don't care if they are even woman underware as long as they work. Underware is kinda expesnsive to buy and then have it not fit or work. I don't think they take it back after you try it on either lol. My waist varies from 32 to 34. Help me out here, just threw 2 more pair away this morning when I was folding laundry !!!!!! LOL.

You received a lot of replies but not much help. Look at "jockey" brand. They have a pouch version, no opening in front. I like the midway briefs myself. Goes 1/3 of the way to the knee and stays there.

KnowAFarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 11:56 (#2863656 - in reply to #2863617)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

SE Nebraska

jefffromin - 1/31/2013 10:44

You received a lot of replies but not much help. Look at "jockey" brand. They have a pouch version, no opening in front. I like the midway briefs myself. Goes 1/3 of the way to the knee and stays there.

Midway briefs, is that kind of like the pants on the ground. They go about 1/3 of the way down the crack, but sometimes I think they have a little problem with the staying there part. I prefer everything to stay up where it belongs.

Chimel

Posted 1/31/2013 12:12 (#2863699 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

American Eagle briefs, boxer briefs and what they call performance trunks are nice, with a great support for your junk, not loose at all.

Avoid American Apparel, the rubber band loosens up. I usually wear boxers, CK has some stretch cotton models that also offer a great support, the best of briefs and boxers combined (I don't mean boxer briefs).

Most boxers of any brand are just like trunks with your junk on one side or the other, even designer brands. Check out the underwear section at amazon.com sorted by highest customer reviews to get an idea before buying.

usafarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 12:41 (#2863758 - in reply to #2863699)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Newfane NY

Atleast they cut my head off before using my pics......or is it at least?

Hogboy1

Posted 2/1/2013 23:19 (#2868026 - in reply to #2863699)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Yea, who bothers dicking with the flap when going?

Dave Cen.Ia

Posted 1/31/2013 12:28 (#2863733 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Nevada, Iowa

This may not be your style but they work for me. http://www.kmart.com/shc/s/p_10151_10104_046VA46645001P?sid=KDx0119... No fly to sew shut and they seem to wear well. Reasonable price and I can find them at my favorite store, Amazon.com!

Enjoyed your post, will have to read all of the responses tonight.

chief1403

Posted 1/31/2013 12:32 (#2863740 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

s.e.mn.

I tuck mine in my sock , stays outa trouble that way....lmao

I got boxers from duluth trading and love them , there a bit pricey but worth it

Edited by chief1403 1/31/2013 12:33

KnowAFarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 15:10 (#2864022 - in reply to #2863740)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

SE Nebraska

You must have really short legs, or wear really long socks.

Thud

Posted 1/31/2013 15:17 (#2864043 - in reply to #2864022)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Near-north Ontario, French River

Hmmm I thought he was talking about his briefs LOL

KnowAFarmer

Posted 1/31/2013 15:36 (#2864082 - in reply to #2864043)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

SE Nebraska

I guess with all of the talk about "junk", I got confused.
I wonder which sock he puts them in.

Edited by KnowAFarmer 1/31/2013 15:38

JoBob

Posted 1/31/2013 12:40 (#2863756 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

West Central Wisconsin

Isn't it great we can all get a good chuckle out of a topic such as this. Who'd of thunk! I got a big kick out of the Duluth Trading add about the features of their product...overlapping fly guards against "guest appearances". Classic! Joe

Tim in WI

Posted 1/31/2013 13:13 (#2863831 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Embarrass WI

It sounds like you could just wear a jock.

I have some of the Duluth undies, they fit quite snugly but they are new yet.

martin

Posted 1/31/2013 16:34 (#2864216 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: First of all.......

I don't have "Junk". All parts of me are valuable.

Just a pet peeve of mine, but I don't like calling my body parts "junk".

What's that saying.......... "God don't make Junk" !

littlejohn

Posted 1/31/2013 17:55 (#2864428 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

I could ask why not just go without. Except once a clown asked for a volunteer at the local county fair. At the end of his routine he abruptly pulled down the "dupe's" trousers only to find he had picked a farmer who wore neither briefs nor boxers.

hltpfeeders

Posted 1/31/2013 19:34 (#2864719 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

NE Sodak.

GGGGGGGG'ssssssssssssss HAHA;>)

Burgess159

Posted 1/31/2013 19:37 (#2864735 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Troy, Missouri

Ah. So many good laughs, with only a few good responses to the actual question ^^

Balzy

Posted 1/31/2013 19:57 (#2864797 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Chinese boxers

central Iowa

funfarmr

Posted 2/1/2013 03:28 (#2865543 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Ohio

Hanes brand underwear suck. You aren't the only one that has the "gapping" problem with hanes. Fruit of the loom doesn't have that problem. I wear boxer briefs. On a side note I know of no grown man that doesn't use the "exit hole." You, my friend, are the lone exception.

thefoolishfarmer

Posted 2/1/2013 07:52 (#2865814 - in reply to #2865543)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

South cental Ohio

I shouldn't reply because I think that I've stirred the pot enough for right now but a poster above (plierswearer) states that he doesn't use the escape hatch either. I don't know how old he is and I may be the only 53 year old that doesn't use the hatch but I am not "the only one". Isn't it just lovely how we can all get a laugh out of such the smallest concern lol? Or is it- what I'm concerned about, is too small lol? Thanks for all the replies but as a couple of you said... I never really got that many actuall answers to my question. I will however mull them over. Thanks.

AgJudge

Posted 2/1/2013 11:16 (#2866301 - in reply to #2865814)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

the place your food comes from- IOWA

Ummm well...........I think Eakerman might be the exception, I dont use the pre drilled escape hatch either.

Who has that kind of time ? And, if anyone ever tries to tell you that size doesn't matter, is a HUGE liar.

LOL

( Im talking about the waistband size ;)

AJ

.

Thud

Posted 2/1/2013 15:06 (#2866748 - in reply to #2865814)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Near-north Ontario, French River

That's reminds me of a Sienfield episode LOL

conservation cop

Posted 2/1/2013 15:09 (#2866753 - in reply to #2865814)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Gettysburg, PA

I don't use the "hatch" either. Too much damn manuvering. Like trying to get a semi through a closet door:) Nope, I don't even go over top. I drop those drawers and underwear to my ankles and fire away. Just like I did as a kid. I get a lot of strange looks in public bathrooms.

AgJudge

Posted 2/1/2013 15:19 (#2866776 - in reply to #2866753)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

the place your food comes from- IOWA

LOL, dang thats funny C-Cop !

AJ

.

Big L

Posted 2/1/2013 06:52 (#2865686 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Auxvasse, MO

Go spend less than $ 10 and try a different brand of underwear.

ndred

Posted 2/1/2013 10:01 (#2866154 - in reply to #2865686)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

s nd

Well don't spend too much on new underwear if you're in your fifties like me. We can't be too far away from depends, can we? I'm wearing hanes briefs now, but all they are good for is giving you panty lines. They aren't so hard on the waist as some of the elastic ones are. I never try to wrangle that thing out through the opening, not gonna start something I can't....................... Guess I shoulda read the instructions on the package.

Bubbaspb

Posted 2/1/2013 09:57 (#2866145 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Western WI

Boxer briefs here. Everything stays put. And I dont recall the last time I used the flap instead of going over the top. Probably grade school.

Yoosta B

Posted 2/1/2013 19:17 (#2867342 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

An urgent plea to plierswearer and others who "... use my old ones for shop rags": Wear what you like, and do whatever you like with the Wretched Remnants at home, but please, please, PLEASE don't bring oily, greasy parts into your friendly implement dealership wrapped in your old, tattered 'unmentionables'. It's impossible to look at underpants with various stains on them and not have 'questions'!

I speak from experience: "I've got the old one right here." "Uh, umm, yeah. Just put it over there..."

Plierswearer

Posted 2/1/2013 23:26 (#2868032 - in reply to #2867342)
Subject: Stains?????

Midwest

Yoosta B - 2/1/2013 18:17

An urgent plea to plierswearer and others who "... use my old ones for shop rags": Wear what you like, and do whatever you like with the Wretched Remnants at home, but please, please, PLEASE don't bring oily, greasy parts into your friendly implement dealership wrapped in your old, tattered 'unmentionables'. It's impossible to look at underpants with various stains on them and not have 'questions'!

I speak from experience: "I've got the old one right here." "Uh, umm, yeah. Just put it over there..."

Thats why I only wear colored ones. lol

Yoosta B

Posted 2/2/2013 00:13 (#2868088 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Was going to ask what color, but changed my mind...

kagen

Posted 2/2/2013 00:35 (#2868105 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Panhandle of Ne.

I to wear hanes and have the same problem since they started going from exact size to the 32-34 or 36-38. So one day while in Sams I thought what the heck. I normally wore 36, so I bought a bundle of 32-34 and they are a perfect fit.

Unless you have had "the boys" get sideways out of the "mancave", you don't know what real pain is!! I've been going somewhere with the wife, stop, throw the door open, rearrange the boys back into the cave, hop back in and go. All the while, the wife is sitting there laughing her behind off with tears in her eyes. Crawling up the steps getting into the tractor, forget about it. Always had to get the livestock back in the fence, what a PITA. Then while in a crowd, now that's a trick to not look to obvious adjusting the"twin dingleberries" as my grand son would say.

So, doesn't cost much to try one size smaller instead of one size fits all!!!!

Hogboy1

Posted 2/2/2013 00:50 (#2868118 - in reply to #2868105)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

Have a couple pairs of loose undies that give a similar experience. Those are spare tires when washing gets overdue. This isn't even traumatic. I used to walk out of the shower as a kid in my briefs and the family witnessed "the great escape" from the living room Male chauvinism is the topic tonight. Only on agtalk

AJACRES

Posted 2/3/2013 06:38 (#2870680 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

SW Wisconsin

I have no problem using the 'escape route' except when I'm wearing insulated underwear then it's left to right and left to right, gets confusing when I have to go quickly so then I go with the down in the front method!

gr ecks

Posted 2/3/2013 08:20 (#2870829 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Underware and underwear are too confining.

tyler

Posted 2/3/2013 10:56 (#2871204 - in reply to #2870829)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

chestertown, md

Nothing "under"here for 40 years. Just a waste of money...

ndred

Posted 2/3/2013 14:50 (#2871872 - in reply to #2871204)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

s nd

How about the pair for sixty bucks that have negative charged ions to help increase blood flow to that area. Just read it in men's health this afternoon. For prostate problems and ed problems. They write that it did show improvement in both.

Trent2520

Posted 2/3/2013 20:55 (#2872871 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: RE: Mens underware???

Statesville, NC

A simple honest to the point answer. I've tried several different ones and this is what works best for me. They have different styles that set lower at the waist, but I get the standard ones. The material is soft, and they fit well. http://www.sears.com/covington-men-8217-s-briefs-5-pk-fashion-cotto...

ndsu84

Posted 2/3/2013 23:30 (#2873398 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

EC North Dakota

I don't use the escape flap. How do you maneuver out and once you're done how do you reel it up and fit it back through that small hole? Ha!

cdf

Posted 2/4/2013 21:08 (#2875348 - in reply to #2863164)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

NE Montana

buck naked boxer briefs by duluth trading. They last forever and are very comfortable.

F2036

Posted 2/4/2013 21:31 (#2875427 - in reply to #2875348)
Subject: Re: Mens underware???

NE of Des Moines

Just think what Jerry Klower could have done with a subject like this LOL LOL

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