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SE SD | Stolen from the Rockvalley Hay page :)
To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and gloves would be enough. They lied. Everyone else had clothes on!
** A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The priest coughs to attract his attention, but the man says nothing. The priest knocks on the wall three times in an attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: “No use knockin’ mate. There’s no paper in this one either.” | |
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