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| Guy walks into the Vet office carrying a duck in his arms. Ask the Vet to look at his duck and see if anything can be done. The doc goes into the back and comes out with a brown lab. The dog sniffs and looks over the duck and then looks at the vet and shakes his head no.. The vet turns to the gentleman and says "sorry, your duck is dead". The gentleman then ask the Vet can he double check. So the Vet goes to the back and brings out a cat. The cat looks over the duck, sniffs it and shakes his head no, just like the brown lab did. The vet again turns to the gentleman and says "sorry, your duck is dead'. The gentleman says"ok...how much do I owe" The vet says "$1500.00". The gentleman about collapses and say "for What!" The vet replies " for the lab work and cat scan".
My daughter told me this and made me chuckle. | |
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