| Got this in an email/ An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is
a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and
in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again, all was quiet.......
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and
her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
congregation roared. |
Tme for some church humor.
