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Bill Moyer
Posted 4/21/2017 11:53 (#5975281)
Subject: Gunslinger goes to town



Coldwater, Michigan
In the old west there was a young pup wanted to be a Gunslinger. He is a pretty good shot, and fairly fast. But he knows he needs an edge. He goes to the local Saloon where an old guy with an excellent reputation from the past is hanging out. First tip the old guy gives him is to wear his holster low. "That way you don't have to lift your arm to draw." Just like that, the young man draws and shoots the bow tie off the piano player. Old man approves of the young mans performance, but young man still wants to know another tip. Old man says "cut a notch in your holster so your trigger finger is on the trigger when you draw". Young man draws and shoots the cuff links off of the piano player.

Asks the old man for another tip, and the old man says "see that grease barrel over there"? Young mans says "Yep". Old man says "go over there and coat your gun with the grease". Young man thinks that will help so is putting some on the gun here and there. Old man says " put lots on, and on the grips too". Young man can't see the sense in that, so asks why. Old man says "so when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano and shoves the gun up your .... , it will go in easier!



Edited by Bill Moyer 4/21/2017 11:54
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