THE TINY

CABIN

A social worker from a big city in

Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia

and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon

the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went

up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody

home?" she asked.

"Yep," came a kid's

voice through the door.

"Is your father

there?" asked the social worker.

"Pa?

Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the

kid.

"Well, is your mother there?"

persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope,

she left just afore I got here," said the

kid.

"But," protested the social worker,

(thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation)

"are you never together as a

family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the

kid through the door. "This is the

outhouse!"

Government workers are so very

smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our

financial, educational and medical dilemmas?

I just couldn't resist. Have a

Great day, today......after you quit laughing!