A buddy of mine told me a good story that happened a few years ago. He and his wife were riding with his brother in law and got busted for speeding 20 over. Cop came to window and said I got you good give me your license. He went back to the car and they waited 10 minutes.He came up to the window and ask them if anyone had a pen, his ran out of ink. They all said no, so the cop stomped his foot, threw the license in the window and said he had to let them go then.

Bet his next stop was Walmart