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Central SD | This a purely fictional account of a NAT members meeting The first annual NAT members soirée will not soon be forgotten. It was a fine day in january, the only day all NAT members could get away to attend. In one of GARVOS numerous cattle sheds which Adam power washed out the day before (between 9 am and 10 am Adam built seating and tables for 30000+ NAT members). The crowd began to gather at around 11am. Agricultural people don't like to miss out on a free lunch. NEINDIANA provided black Baldies beef to prove it's better than we ever had. JIM commented it was the Hereford that made it taste good (probably rotational grazing). All enjoyed the meal except COUSINIT who thought the milk at the concession stand was overpriced compared to what she recieved at the farm for it. As the afternoon proceeded FRYTOWNFARMER gave a presentation on how to make cool graphs with lines. It was a flying sucsess untill MIZZOU TIGER was suspended from the soirée for one year for heckling FRYTOWNFARMER throughout the presentation. Around 1:30pm IDEA1947 showed up with a occupy movement in the parking lot, with signs made by JERMMY FROST. Other than a stabbing, a few thefts, and a inconvenience entering the building no one payed much attention. When 2:00pm rolled around JOHNSD broke out some natural ice from his toolbox. This is where things went south. Not to offend any of our southern members b As PLAY IN THE DIRT was explaining how to price bulls to an infatuated crowd, COUSINIT interrupted and started ranting about beef producers blaming dairy for the latest BSE case. This being only 3:00pm it was quickly squashed and everyone had appetizers of holstein Shia kabobs without fear. At 3:30pm T-BOSS gave a speech about calving early on leap years to maximize pounds sold at weaning. Directly afterwards BEN gave a speech about increased cost due to an extra day of feeding during leap years. This left PLAY IN THE DIRT confused. When 4:30 rolled around MARKWRIGHT gave a speech on cattle and grain prices. All was well untill mark said 20 dollar beans and GARVO voiced his opinion. It culminated in MARKWRIGHT and GARVO debating and everyone else moving on to TARA FARMS speech on 166 yields. It was a short speech because MIZZOU TIGER got past security (which were drunk on JOHNSD's natty ice). MT proceeded to argue his point on unattainable yields till the crowd grew restless and move onto the new rules meeting. At 5:30 the new rules meeting began with DON GLENN acting as president. The first rule made was to appoint a qualified individual to teach MARKWRIGHT the difference between a subject line and a message body. 30000+ ayes and 0 neys. Second new rule established was a limit to one GARVO question per 24 hour forum cycle. Third new rule is IPhone photo posting. All IPhone users aye everyone else undecided. Forth new rule is TEDBEAR is made official GPS go to guy At 6:00pm all official proceedings were closed and a pork feed was held to recognize the unheard from members of stock talk, a little mutton was had. The social gathering began after the new rules meeting was closed. The crowd half lit on natty ice is where the fun began. As the GARVO and MARKWRIGHT fued came to a head, a leg wrestling competition was decided on to settle the matter. The two squared off and began their battle to supremecy. Except COUSINIT threw in and a draw was declared. MIZZOU TIGER was allowed back in on the condition of good behavior. Which was soon revoked when TARA FARMS intoxicatingly said 166. Overall it was a successful first annual soirée. Everyone in attendance said they would return next year. Even the occupy movement. All characters on this fictional story are purely made up except for on the Internet. I hope everyone can laugh at this. I left a few members out, next time. | |
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First Annual NAT Members Soirée Recap (a purely fictional story)
