Little Egypt Southern Illinory | A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide
to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in
jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You
CANNOT HAVE ANY cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell
me you had a prescription |
Divorce or Murder?
