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SE Wyoming | I was in the kitchen foraging for an afternoon snack when things went horribly wrong. I happened across a can of spray cheese. You know, the kind with the nozzle from which you can spread a layer of some type of cheesy flavored goodness onto a cracker. Well, I was delighted, for a few moments anyway. All was well as I covered cracker after cracker with this yellow manna. Then it happened. I am still reeling from the trauma. I guess it was an air bubble, but I'm not sure. What I am sure of... Spray cheese in my eye! Ahhh! What do I do now!? Do I rinse? See a doctor? How am I going to explain the eye patch? | |
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