We don't drink much soda, and if we do it is usually a two liter bottle we get.  Well, we have a party this evening and my wife got several six packs of the little cans.  They come in the those six pack plastic rings.  Take soda off the rings to put in the fridge.  And then I take the scissors and cut the rings to as not to get a dolphin's nose caught in one!!  What the heck is wrong with me???