A farmer went to the next farm to see his friend who had been having marital trouble. As he pulled into the friends yard. The farmer saw his friend dancing in front of a tractor. As the farmer approached his friend, the friend began dancing in a very provocative manner. The farmer was taken aback - he had never seen his old friend act like this before - The farmer asked his friend, "What on earth are you doing to that tractor?" The friend responded, "The missus and I went to our marriage counselor. He told me to do something sexy to a tractor.

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