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| Here are some I really like. The last one will probably go right over their head.
For phone calls
"City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em".
"He's dead. What do you want me to do with the body?".
"FBI Cybercrimes Division. This call is being recorded, how may I assist you?".
"911, what's your emergency?".
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die".
"This is the hokey pokey hotline. We'll help you turn yourself around". | |
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