C IL | It’s a shame DALL E 2 doesn’t work anymore. I am picturing NE Soil Builder as Farmer Santa with the naughty/nice list transposed and he is smiting down the supposedly naughty ‘haters’ with a muzzleloader emitting gigantic graphite clouds of mycorrhizal seed treatment spores (otherwise thought of as finely powdered lumps of coal) while he laughs maniacally all the way to the drive-through of the bank with his 8 tiny reindeer.
Meanwhile, back down on the ranch, since the fertility magic trick remains hidden and no actual data seems likely to appear, I guess I’ll fire up the dump truck to take to the bank and fill up with a load of cash to go shower on my fertilizer dealer. He probably needs to buy his family some groceries this month also … |