You guys are wasteful & not thinking. You're being led around by the fancy ads & cans and what your friends are doing. That's OK if you've got money to burn, but I'd rather take the extra money saved on the water in the cans and buy tile or farms.

Here's where you guys are missing it. Beer is mostly water. Only 3-6% alcohol. Buy a bottle of 190 proof Everclear & get hammered. Then the next morning when/if you wake up, take the money you saved & buy something productive, like tile or farm ground. 

Now, if you really want to be my friend, you'll make your own Everclear. But, probably better not post about it here. You could get visits from government folks.