Quite a few years back the youngest my daughter graduated from high school. Her older brothers and I decided after all the years of dealing with a sometimes less than perfect and sometimes uncooperative school system that a keg of beer would be a good thing at the reception. Good neighbor X was there and made Frequent  trips with his red solo cup to the keg. Pastor was also there. After a while pastor says, " gee X, how many beers is that"? Neighbor replies, "gosh pastor, I really don't know, tell ya what, I'll drink em and you count em."               Life gets funnier as I get older.