I suggest if you're ever in Davenport, Iowa on Sunday at noon go to the Dynasty Buffet.  People would call it a Chinese buffet but on Sunday for around $12 or $13 you get butterfly shrimp, brisket, ribs, boiled butter shrimp, salmon, frog legs, catfish, walleye a large salad bar, sushi, a soft ice cream machine, other desserts, corn on the cob and lots of other stuff.

If you leave hungry it's your fault and you have a very limited set of taste buds.

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