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The old story I remember goes something like this:
Bride and groom are in the honeymoon suite the night of their wedding. Groom takes his pants off and tosses them towards the bride, while telling her to put them on. She puts them on and says 'these pants are too big for me', to which the groom replies 'Yep, I thought so, just remember who wears the pants in this family'. The bride not being completely amused, went in to the bathroom, re-appearing shortly, with her underpants. In which she tossed at him and told him to try putting them on. He tried and tried, finding that he could not to fit into them, so he said 'I can't get into your underpants', Her response was along the lines of 'you never will until your attitude changes'. | |
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