Doctor in Duluth & Ole

 A doctor in Duluth , Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting so
 he approached his assistant, Ole.   'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and
 don't want to close the clinic.   I want you to take care of the
 clinic and take care of all my patients.'

 'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

 The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So,

 'Ole, how was your day?'

 Ole told him that he took care of three patients.  'The first one had
 a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

 'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says
 Ole.

 'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the
 doctor.

 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
 Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her
 bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I
 haven't seen a man in over two years!'

 'Tunderin Lord Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

 'I put drops in her eyes.'