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| The Family stopped into the local KFC for some lunch. Our running joke is "what won't they have this week?" So we stand at the counter looking over their gourmet menu and finally decide on the dining cuisine for the afternoon. Step forward to the counter to place our order to a young lady. I asked, "Could I get one of your meals with regular dark meat, corn, and slaw?" The response: "We ain't got no corn (expected see sentence two) and we ain't got no chicken on the bone."
Now I stood there and looked at her in aghast. The only thing I could say was: "What?". Response: "Yes, sir we ain't got no chicken on the bone and we ain't got no corn. What else you want?" I said, "well since you are a chicken place what else do you have?" She just stared at me and shrugged her shoulders. So we left.
P.S. She was white | |
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How many rules of grammar does this break?
