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| God created the Midwest
On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said,
"Today I am going to create an area of land called The Midwest. It will be
a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall hills and rolling
plains full of game and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with
bass and streams full of trout, forests full of deer and turkeys, valleys
with fertile soil with an abundance nutrients to grow things, and rivers
teeming with fish."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the
inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Midwesterners, and they
shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to
these Midwesterners??"
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Not really," replied God.. "Just wait and see the winters I am going to
give them!" | |
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Seems about right
