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cowwrangler
Posted 3/10/2019 12:21 (#7371362)
Subject: Seems about right


God created the Midwest

On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said,

"Today I am going to create an area of land called The Midwest. It will be

a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall hills and rolling

plains full of game and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with

bass and streams full of trout, forests full of deer and turkeys, valleys

with fertile soil with an abundance nutrients to grow things, and rivers

teeming with fish."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the

inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Midwesterners, and they

shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to

these Midwesterners??"

"

Not really," replied God.. "Just wait and see the winters I am going to

give them!"
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