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Mntaxedtodeath
Posted 1/8/2019 20:16 (#7230739 - in reply to #7229212)
Subject: RE: Did you ever give a cat a bath?



SWMN
KnowAFarmer - 1/8/2019 09:20

HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.



Sincerely,

The Dog


I know someone that told that story to a roommate of his and she was dumb enough to believe it. So she thought the cat was stinky and into the toilet it went.

After that she said that it didn't get the cat that clean.
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