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NW IA | Saw this this morning on the Rock Valley, IA hay auction site
Our teacher asked what my favorite
animal was, and I said,*Fried
Chicken.* She said I wasn*t funny,
but she couldn*t have been right
because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell
the truth, so I did.
I told my dad what happened and he
said my teacher was probably a
member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do too.
Especially chicken, pork, and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal*s office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too and
told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher
asked me what my favorite LIVE
animal was. I told her it was chicken
because you can make it into fried
chicken. She sent me back to the
principal*s office. He laughed and
told me not to do it again. My
parents told me to be honest, but my
teacher doesn*t like it when I am.
I don*t understand. Today my
teacher told me to tell her what
famous military person I admire
most. I said, *Colonel Sanders.*
Guess where I am now... | |
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