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Michigan. | Better a sister in a whorehouse than any relative known to be a Buckeye.
#1 pickup line in Ohio?
"Hey sis, nice tooth!"
Ya know what's horrible about 12 Fops on a tourist bus going off a cliff?
The rest of the state wasn't with 'em.
What's funnier than a buckeye buried up to his neck and getting run over by a flail chopper?
Nothing.
Why did Paterno choose Penn State and not OSU?
He didn't want his record to reflect corruption.
A Mangled tansvestite prostitute wearing an Ohio State Jersey is found dead in a Toledo dumpster full of adult bedroom toys and bondage accessorys.
Toldeos finest Detective, has his new rookie doing inventory of it's personal affects and taking pictures of the crime scene.
When the Rookie starts to take photos of the corpse, the senior detective hollers "Hold on Kid!" and covers the Dead transvestites OSU jersey with a newspaper.
The Rookie asks "Why did you do that?". The Detective replies, "Think of the family son...you don't want them to be ashamed".
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Ohhhhh we don't give a d**n for the whole state of *ichigan
