PatrickMahomes69 - 4/1/2025 12:18 Just got off the phone with my "inside guy" at Deere, and y’all better sit down for this one. Starting in 2026, John Deere will be rolling out a subscription-based model for key tractor features. That’s right—if you want to use your hydraulics, PTO, or even turn signals, you’ll have to pay a monthly fee. Here’s a leaked list of some of the premium subscription plans: Hydraulic Pro+ – $49.99/month (because raising and lowering your implements shouldn’t be free) TurboBoost Elite – $99.99/month (unlock your full engine power—unless you like running at 70%) Four-Wheel Drive Plus – $39.99/month (because mud should be an optional expense) Key Start Ultra – $19.99/month (starter button included, battery sold separately) Cab Comfort Max – $29.99/month (enables A/C and radio—otherwise enjoy your sauna) Deere says it’s all about “enhancing the customer experience.” So, if you don’t want to pay, you can still farm—just at 25% power with no hydraulics and one locked-up brake. APRIL 1st, folks. But honestly… give it a few years, and this might not be a joke.