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Kansas City, Missouri | Just got off the phone with my "inside guy" at Deere, and y’all better sit down for this one. Starting in 2026, John Deere will be rolling out a subscription-based model for key tractor features. That’s right—if you want to use your hydraulics, PTO, or even turn signals, you’ll have to pay a monthly fee.
Here’s a leaked list of some of the premium subscription plans:
Hydraulic Pro+ – $49.99/month (because raising and lowering your implements shouldn’t be free)
TurboBoost Elite – $99.99/month (unlock your full engine power—unless you like running at 70%)
Four-Wheel Drive Plus – $39.99/month (because mud should be an optional expense)
Key Start Ultra – $19.99/month (starter button included, battery sold separately)
Cab Comfort Max – $29.99/month (enables A/C and radio—otherwise enjoy your sauna)
Deere says it’s all about “enhancing the customer experience.” So, if you don’t want to pay, you can still farm—just at 25% power with no hydraulics and one locked-up brake.
APRIL 1st, folks. But honestly… give it a few years, and this might not be a joke. | |
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Breaking News: John Deere Announces Subscription-Based Tractor Features Starting 2026