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Lancaster, OH | Never heard of this guy before this event a couple of years ago. He is deadpan hilarious.
Today: "Somewhere in the world a woman has a baby every 10 minutes. We have to find her and stop her."
A couple of years ago:
"I was playing in my club championship and we were all tied up going into the 18th. I hit my tee shot down the middle while my opponent pushed his into the trees. As we began our search, he said, 'You go ahead and play your shot. If I find it, I'll play. If not, I'll go back and re-tee.' I played my second to about 6' with some break. As I looked back up the fairway, I see a ball rocket out of the woods to about 6". Now I have a problem. Do I grind hard on my six footer to halve the hole and have a play-off or confront the cheating bastard with his ball that is in my pocket!?"
Edited by JimmyP 2/12/2017 15:43
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