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provost, AB | Too many to mention as my neighbors read this.
1. Advertised "Free two year old bales of hay" with the local greedy/cheap guys phone number. Lots of calls. LOTS... Cellular plan gets used up on it's free minutes.
2. Tied up a 3/4 bolt to guys new truck driveshaft with water pump clamps. Wicked vibration, drives back to dealership three hours at half speed limit.
3. Sign up guys emails, phone numbers on all the pop up internet advertising.
3. Got hot new chick at local post office. Local 60 year old guy thinks hes' gods gift to women. I goto Depends website and hit "Free Sample". Fill in dudes mailing address. Gets parcel from hot postal chick in post office. Chick hands this guy parcel with "Depends" decal on the box.... priceless.
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Farm humor and pranks
