what you really need to do is grab the next khols flyer in the mail and cut out the mens underwear section and throw it away. she doesn't need to be looking at those guys and comparing their abs to your tire.
print this pic out and tape it to the place where the underwear was. she will be totally digging the deal but then you offer her in exchange... honey lets just keep this fancy light and spend the $240 on a nice cozy cabin in the loess hills around the second week of november!
course... you bring your bow along...
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