| Five Lock Boll - 3/27/2015 10:57
"When you go to court, your fate is in the hands of 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty."
I just figured juries are made up of bored housewives, people who are bored and hate their jobs, and unemployed loafers.
I got a letter for jury duty this winter, I didn't even see it because it got lost in the pile of junkmail. I opened the letter the DAY AFTER I was supposed to show up! I started feeling heart palpitations until I called a # that I was supposed to call for instructions. The recording told me that everyone had been dismissed due to a change in court schedules......Whew! I don't know what kind of hassle I'd have had to deal with if that hadn't happened. |