It's eh? , not ey?

I don't know anyone that says "oot and aboot" other than an American trying to make fun of Canucks.  I have trouble with servers asking me if I want "tapping" on my popcorn with my soda.

Canadian for bush is beaver, so you better keep an eye on the local girls.

American cash is always welcome in Canada; one of the few places that it is.  

Make sure his tanks are full of fuel when he leaves.

Good thing there are some on both sides of the border that we can poke fun with.