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SW KS, near Dodge City | I'd guess that it's mostly b/c they are probably just guaranteeing the area that they fixed. The chances of it settling there again would be slim. The rest of the foundation might, but that area has already settled. And remember, a warranty is simply playing the odds. It's a lot like this joke, the guy who's warrantee fails gets the rest of his foundation fixed for free....
A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I've got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I spent it already," replied the farmer.
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What're you gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!" exclaimed the farmer.
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked about what happened with the dead donkey. "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 apiece and made a profit of $898."
"Didn't no one complain?" asked the farmer.
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back." | |
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Curious at to why?
