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jakescia
Posted 9/29/2014 15:24 (#4099576)
Subject: Time for a little humor............



Oskaloosa, Iowa 52577

Subject:  Two Boys........


      If this does not make  your day, nothing will.
         
       
Two  little boys, Tom and Danny, are excessively  mischievous. 
They  are always getting into trouble and their Mom  knows if any mischief occurs in their town, the  two boys are probably involved. 

 

The  boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had  been successful in disciplining children, so she  asked if he would speak with her  boys. 
The  preacher agreed, but he asked to see them  individually. 

 

The  mother sent the Danny  in the morning, with  the older boy to see the preacher in the  afternoon. 

 

The  preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice,  sat the younger boy down and asked him  sternly, 
"Do  you know where God is, son?" 

 

The  boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no  response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth  hanging open. 

 

So the  preacher repeated the question in an even  sterner tone, 
"Where  is God?! 
Again, the boy made no attempt to  answer. 

 

The preacher raised his voice even  more and shook his finger in the boy's face and  bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" 

 

The  boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran  directly home & dove into his closet,  slamming the door behind him. 

 

When  his older brother found him in the closet, he  asked, 
"What  happened?" 

 

The  younger brother, gasping for breath,  replied, 
"We  are in BIG trouble this time!" 
"GOD  is missing, and they think WE did  it!"
     

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