Posted 11/19/2012 13:50 (#2705984) Subject: Wife for sale
Well I guess not for sale. More like how much do I need to include to take her. The septic backed into the house this morning. Cancel work meeting and start looking for the tank. After a few skid steer size holes we find the tank. You think I would remember where I buried it 30 years ago. Then I remembered I had written it down. Just where? It is now painted on the garage wall. Break both lids. 40 bucks. Then I see what looks like shirt cloth. What the heck. As i retrieve it I realize diaper wipes. My wife and the home health aide for my FIL have been using wipes for the last 9 months and throwing them in the toilet.AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
Ahhh the relief of letting off steam. I guess I'll keep her. Beside she has a nice pile of wipes to clean up.